WE NEED AN ARK!!!!!

Seriously folks, it rained at my house this morning harder than I have seen it rain in years. YEARS! It has been dark and raining for hours. Water up on the shoulder of Highway 54 in places I have NEVER seen water on the shoulder of the road. Sucker rod fences leaning at 45 degree angles because of debris pushed up against them by water higher than I can ever remember. It is STILL dark and it is STILL raining and more to come on the radar. Anybody got any gopher wood ? ? ? ? ?